YEAH. APPARENTLY THATS ALL WE ARE ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE
'lest they decide to get medieval on my ass. so erh, lets keep on the safe side and leave it as such.
but important thing is that I'm alright la people, didn't come close to dying and the mozzies didn't exactly get me as bad as I thought. at last count I had 64 mosquito bites. f*cking survivor okay.
I look like I'm suffering from venereal disease or some other STD. but they'll go away after a while i guess. no issues.
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hit Paulaner's with the gang last night because dear friend Jon was flying off and would be gone for close to a year. poor guy, think about how much weight he would lose. might wanna consider a sex change while you are at it dude. you'll make a pretty girl. everyone agrees.
ahhhh. we'll all miss you man. all the times we had together, bla bla bla bla bla.
some things still haven't changed. the place's still fun as heck, our favorite band's still covering, we still go around annoying everyone, most of the old staff are still around(great guys, really) and I still don't drink beer. we leave that bit to Germany boy. makes you fat, evident.
i guess army does make you sit down and appreciate the finer things and details in life. some things that we all used to take for granted back then. the most basic of stuff like... food, shelter, clean water and a soft clean bed to sleep on. other luxuries doesn't even matter much anymore.
I come back and the first thing i do is give my dog a huge bearhug that almost knocked the wind out of his little lungs. boy were we happy to see each other. HAHA. felt really refreshing to walk him whilst the sun sets and generally take in the moment. no rabid rabies-infected jack russells and frantic high-pitched screaming woman owner encountered this time though, thank the heavens.
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the dog went nuts this morning because apparently some cat was lodged/hiding/stuck/wedged under my outdoor pond. (actually come to think of it, maybe it was just too stupid to get out). dogger was barking mad and i swear the words BRAISED KITTY IN SWEET & SOUR SAUCE flashed across in his mind. so I had to virtually shift all the greenery and displays out of position to get that stupid bitch of a pussy out from underneath the pond filtration system.
water sprays didn't work, fried fish fillet as bait didn't work(strange, i thought everyone/everything loved the fillets i fried personally), the broom didn't work(oops sorry, animal cruelty). It got so desperate i contemplated filling a bucket of water and flushing the stupid animal out, eventually decided against it cos I figured that not everything loves an early morning shower quite unlike myself.
eventually got it out after virtually dismantling my whole system and reaching in to carry it out gently. kindness doesn't pay in the feline world apparently. that pussy must have been high on weed(whatever it was smoking, ill take two pots. thank you) and it scratched my wrists and arms till they bled. I ended up looking like some suicidal Emo Elmo doing the whole wrist-slitting and penning emo poetry in bathtub whilst bleeding to death thing.
my sis then came to the gate and asked if I was okay.
I replied that it was a most delightful feeling to be bleeding profusely and she should probably give it a try sometime soon.
awesome sister, really. HAHAHA
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seriously, all I had missing from the completely set was the mascara, eyeliner and powder
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