Cedric was an egalitarian living in a Togo village but to his surfeit, disparity is ubiquitous. Even though he is impoverished, he decided to move away from that village and to find a place where there is abject poverty. He did this so that he could draw up an austerity budget for that village called Mikka and alleviate their sufferings.
However, the people of Mikka found this very parsimonious as they eat in gargantuan amounts and were unhappy with this feeling of paucity. The more they ate, the greater their population grew and he decided to deceive the people of Mikka by telling them to go for a check-up. This was done to prevent a phenomenon called Malthusian from happening. But their “check-up” turned out to be sending the people for LIGATIONS AND VASECTOMY!!!
When the citizens of Mikka found out, he was chased away and he had to eke out a living by selling potable water in a small county called Orange. His hut in Orange County was so dilapidated that people called it The Orange Ramshackles. One day, there was no more potable water to dig for and Cedric became voracious.
His then, sweetheart , Summer, was one of the richest in the Orange county. Even though she was a small eater, she acted as if she was famished and stole food for Cedric. To her amazement, when she brought the food for him, he rejected her and told her that there was a plethora of food and he could not finish it. It turned out that he suffered from a malady called anorexia because he consumed baneful drugs.
To exacerbate his condition, he was hounded by the people of Mikka when some of them spotted him in Orange County. When the people of Orange County found out about his plight they gave him money and he became a nouveau riche and was opulent. He finally started gormandizing and did trades pecuniary. Soon, he moved out of The Orange Ramshackles and ate sumptious food everyday. A few years later his wife, Summer, was pregnant and gave birth not naturally but by the caesarian section.
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a particular random story by a particularly random girl.
task at hand was to utilise the 30 key vocab words in RED.
and the above was the result.
pretty amusing aint it?
haha!
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